Making it known: Aon to purchase Willis Towers Watson
Sandy Trume, the Director of Organizational Development at ABC Inc. was removed in a restraint from corporate central command in Tulane on Wednesday. Witnesses said she was slobbering and jabbering disjointedly. An examiner, Jim McCane, was sent in to decide the reason for the breakdown and in his report, he presumed that the last corporate rebuild was the supposed straw that separated her. "I think," he said, "that the pressure of steady rebuilding and the human cost it takes on everybody in question at last got to her." Spectators at her last implosion said she was finding a spot at a table in the corporate cafeteria, partaking in a plate of pasta, when she appeared to turn out to be increasingly disturbed, waving her fork in the air with linguini actually joined, and murmuring to herself. Then she stood up and began signaling fiercely, and before she hit the ground, was heard to murmur, "This needs to stop! It's the even! The even! The even!" An em...